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Life without sex might be safer
but it would be unbearably dull.
It is the sex instinct
which makes women seem beautiful,
which they are once in a blue moon,
and men seem wise and brave,
which they never are at all.
Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away,
and human existence would be reduced
to the prosaic, laborious, boresome,
imbecile level of life in an anthill.
What's the three words
you never want to hear while making love?
Honey, I'm home.
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To succeed with the opposite sex,
tell her you're impotent.
She can't wait to disprove it.
Food has replaced sex in my life,
now I can't even get into my own pants
I really enjoy having sex,
and that's offensive to some people.
Women are the quickest
to call other women sluts, which is sad.
I haven't met a lot of men who've said,
"You like having sex? What a dirty whore you
That's because they wish their wives or girlfriends
would have more sex with them.
Science is a lot like sex.
Sometimes something useful comes of it,
but that's not the reason we're doing it.
Sex: the thing that
takes up the least amount of time
and causes the most amount of trouble.
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The good thing about masturbation
is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.
You don't appreciate
a lot of stuff in school until you get older.
Little things like being spanked every day
by a middle aged woman:
Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
A woman occasionally is
quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.
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