Funny Sex Quotes

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Anybody who believes that
the way to a man's heart
is through his stomach
is aiming a little too high.

I think people should be free to engage
in any sexual practices they choose;
they should draw the line at goats though.

No matter how much cats fight,
there always seem
to be plenty of kittens.

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Sex appeal is fifty percent
what you've got
and fifty percent
what people think you've got.

Sex is emotion in motion.

Sex and golf are the two things
you can enjoy even if you’re not good at them.

It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.

I'm a terrible lover.
I've actually given a woman an anti-climax.

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex,
you thought of nothing else
if you didn't have it
and thought of other things if you did.

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

My wife is a sex object.
Evertime I ask for sex, she objects.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

Sex is like snow,
you never know how many inches
you're going to get or how long it will last

I wouldn't recommend sex,
drugs or insanity for everyone,
but they've always worked for me.

I like my sex the way I play basketball,
one on one with as little dribbling as possible.

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