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Bigamy is having one wife too many.
Monogamy is the same.

Many a man owes his success
to his first wife and his second wife
to his success.

I don't think a prostitute is
more moral than a wife,
but they are doing the same thing.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years.
I didn't want to interrupt her.

I have learned that only two things
are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
First, let her think she's having her own way.
And second, let her have it.

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If women ruled the world
there would be no wars,
just a bunch of jealous countries
not talking to each other.

A man's wife has more power over him
than the state has.

When a man says
it's a silly childish game,
it's probably something his wife
can beat him at.

You only require two things in life:
your sanity and your wife.


A good wife is one who
serves her husband in the morning
like a mother does,
loves him in the day
like a sister does and pleases him
like a prostitute in the night.

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My advice to you is get married:
if you find a good wife you'll be happy;
if not, you'll become a philosopher.

You can't stay married in a situation
where you are afraid to go to sleep
in case your wife might cut your throat.

After I told my wife that
black underwear turned me on,
she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month.

Never approach a friend's
girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal.
There are just too many women in the world
to justify that sort of dishonourable behaviour

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