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Sex Messages

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What is Long & Hard,
has a hole at the tip
and when u insert it into a wet,
hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler

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I hereby place u under arrest
4 violating code 069
distracting public with
ur xtreme good looks & sex appeal.
Remain silent & report 2 my bedroom.

(Read Related : No Strings Attached)

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If a black man fucks a white girl
using a pink condom
what colour of child will he get?

Idiot...
still thinking?

He was using a condom.

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Searching

(sex)......

Done...
Everybody is having
sex at this very moment....

Wait a sec...
There is only one sucker
reading this message!

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Of all the babes u r my selection.
Please don't giv me a rejection.
My teeth are clean for ur inspection
so give my mouth a tongue injection!

(Read Related : The Sweetest Thing)

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Feeling bored?
Think of me.
Feeling sad?
Call me.
Feeling lonely?
See me.
Feeling horny?
Use ur hand &
enjoy the art of messaging

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The 3 miracles of a woman:
produce milk without eating grass,
4 days of bleeding without dying,
letting a man come without yelling.

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