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Funny Relationship Quotes

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The most important thing in a relationship
between a man and a woman
is that one of them
be good at taking orders

No matter the distance
between our hearts,
I will pay for the long distance calls
to hear your heart.

A married man should forget his mistakes;
no use two people
remembering the same thing.

(Read Related : How to Make a Woman Happy)

I haven't spoken to my wife in years.
I didn't want to interrupt her.

If a woman insists on being called Ms,
ask her if it stands for miserable.

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,
but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

How can a woman be expected
to be happy with a man who insists
on treating her as if
she were a perfectly normal human being.

We (wives) control fifty percent of a relationship.
We influence one hundred percent of it.

A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know?
It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.

(Read Related : Battle Of The Sexes)

Women: Can't live with them,
Can't bury them in the backyard without the neighbours seeing.

Give a man a free hand
and he'll run all over you

The key to a good relationship is the key.
Give me back the key.

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