Marriage Sayings
Marriage
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Eighty percent of married men
cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.
If you want your spouse to listen
and pay strict attention
to every word you say,
talk in your sleep.
Marriage is like a cage;
one sees the birds
outside desperate to get in,
and those inside desperate to get out.
(Read Related : The
Wedding Singer)
A man reserves his true
and deepest love not for
the species of woman in
whose company he finds
himself electrified and enkindled,
but for that one in whose company
he may feel tenderly drowsy.
The most happy marriage
I can imagine to myself would be
the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
If variety is the spice of life,
marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys
her son-in-law's peace of mind
by giving him a piece of hers.
(Read Related : Anniversary
Quotes)
Only two things are necessary
to keep one's wife happy.
One is to let her think
she is having her own way,
the the other, to let her have it.
Marriage is not a simple love affair,
it's an ordeal,
and the ordeal is the sacrifice of ego
to a relationship in
which two have become one.
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