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Insulting SMS

Insulting SMS 1

 

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Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging sms
to a mentally disabled friend,
as i have done

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Dear Mobile user
We can see that
you are too dumb to use your mobile
Please put it on the floor
and start jumping on it.
Yours
Mobile Operator.

(Read Related : April Fool SMS)

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One day a Cow, Elephant and Donkey
Were discussing who is greatest?

Cow: I give 50 litres of milk a day.
Elephant: I eat 100 bundles of sugarcane a day.

Hello its ur turn...

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Hello,
U R So,
art!
S art!
m
s art!
m
s art!
s artm!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
SORRY,
this doesn't fit u...

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I Like Grapes
Bcoz Its Boneless.
And I Like u
Bcoz...
U r Brainless

Ha... Ha... Ha...

Angry?
Come on, Its just a...

Fact...

(Read Related : Insult SMS)

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One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh I can't stand my ugly face
and fat nose anymor e!"
Then, it killed himself.

Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!

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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it's really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp
.... I'm playing cards and
we've misplaced the JOKER

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Insulting SMS 1

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