Heartbreakers
                          
                    
                           
                          Release Date: 
                            March 23, 2001
                          Runtime: 122 
                            min
                          Language: English
                          Tagline: They 
                            Will Love You For Richer. And Leave You For Poorer
                          
              Director: David Mirkin
              (Read Related : Can't 
                Buy Me Love) 
                    Who's In It: 
                           Sigourney Weaver as Angela Nardino / Max Conners 
                            / Ulga Yevanova
                            Jennifer Love Hewitt as Wendy / Page Conners / Jane 
                            Helstrom
                            Ray Liotta as Dean Cumanno / Vinny Staggliano
                            Jason Lee as Jack Withrowe
                            Anne Bancroft as Gloria Vogal / Barbara
                            Jeffrey Jones as Mr. Appel
                            Gene Hackman as William B. Tensy
                            Nora Dunn as Miss Madress 
                          Soundtrack / Songs: 
                            Heartbreakers - Soundtrack - Various Artists 
                            - 2001
                          
              1. Only When I Dance - Becca Byram-Wigfield
                2. Agua De Beber - Astrud Gilberto
                3. Polaroids - Shawn Colvin
                4. Infinity - Inara George and Bryony Atkinson
                5. Quiet Nights (Of Quiet Stars) - Sarah Vaughan
                6. Baby, Now That I've Found You - Alison Krauss
                7. The Waters of March - Susannah McCorkie
                8. Wonderfully Strange - Eman
                9. Trade Winds - Mason Williams
                10. The Best IsYet To Come - Michael Andrew and Swingerhead
                11. Heartbreakers, Suite 1
                12. Heartbreakers, Suite 2
                13. Ave Maria - St. Cyril's Choir
                14. Come Fly With Me - Michael Andrew and Swingerhead
                15. The Thought Of You - Edwina Travis-Chin
                16. Tropicalia - Beck
                17. Mélodie - Arturo Delmoni, violin and Meg Bachman Vas, 
                piano
                18. Way Of The River - Tony Lasley
                19. Meditation (Meditacao) - João Gilberto
                20. Sextet in D minor, Andante - A. Detisov, A. Polonski, I. Suliga, 
                A. Bobrovski, A. Osokine, A. Gotthelf
                21. Red Sarafin - The Red Elvises
                22. Have Mercy - The Red Elvises
                23. Karabuschka - The Red Elvises
                24. Back In The U. S. S. R - John Lennon and Paul McCartney
                25. Eine kleine Nachtmusik - Capella Istropolitana
                26. Air on A G String - Sebastian Bach (as Mozart)
                27. I'll Say I'm Sorry Now - Shawn Colvin
                28. Polaroids - Shawn Colvin
                29. Can't Help Falling In Love - The Starts
                30. Oh My Love - John Lennon
                31. Insensataez (How Insensitive) - Antonio Carlos Jobim with 
                Claus Ogerman's Orchestra
                32. Like Everyone She Knows - James Taylor
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              Quotes From Heartbreakers:
                          Ulga: God is everywhere.
                            William B. Tensy: Yes, he is. Isn't he? Nosy bastard. 
                          
                          William B. Tensy: I ache for you, my pumpkin. Let's 
                            hump. 
                          Jack Withrowe: Tell me to my face you don't love 
                            me.
                            Page Conners: I don't love you.
                            Jack Withrowe: Wow. More believable than I thought 
                            it would be. 
                          Jack Withrowe: Isn't that the shoe you wanted to 
                            jam up my ass?
                            Page Conners: No, that was the 6" heel. 
                          Max Conners: Maybe you'd like a spanking?
                            Page Conners: Just try it. I dare you! 
                          Max Conners: You will respect your mother and do 
                            the con.
                            Page Conners: Keep dreaming, witch!
                            Max Conners: You are not too old to spank!
                            Page Conners: Try it! 
                          Page Conners: There's no love. It's the trick of 
                            the brain. It's the combination of chemicals and hormones. 
                          
                          Ulga: So much loudness. Can we not go somewhere I 
                            can relate to you... orally? 
                          
              
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