Dating Quotes
Dating
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They say women and music
should never be dated
Being in therapy is great.
I spend an hour just talking about myself.
It's kinda like being the guy on a date.
My philosophy of dating
is to just fart right away.
It takes half the amount of time
you dated someone to get over them.
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Ideas)
I don't understand the whole dating thing.
I know right off the bat
if I'm interested in someone,
and I don't want them
to waste their money on me
and take me out to eat if
I know I'm not interested in that person.
I’ve never dated.
I’ve always just had boyfriends.
And I guess I’m pretty lucky because,
from what I understand, dating sucks.
Although it seems like
it’s pretty good for stories.
Sometimes I think people date
just so they can have a good story
to tell about the loser
they went out with once
Nothing defines humans
better than their willingness to do
irrational things in the pursuit
of phenomenally unlikely payoffs.
This is the principle behind
lotteries, dating, and religion.
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Advice for Men)
Dating should be less about
matching outward circumstances
than meeting your inner necessity.
Date sideways, never up or down.
sideways is usually a more comfortable position
for both players and one of the players
can be heads up or heads down.
in this position, any significant
height difference of either player is minimilized.
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