Funny SMS Messages
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MEN-opause
MEN-strual pain
MEN-tal illness
GUY-necologist
HIS-terectomy
EVER NOTICED HOW
WOMENS PROBLEMS
START WITH MEN??
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When i open my eyes every morning
i pray to God that everyone
should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!
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It's a test to check your
capability of Mathematics
But you have 2 read
this msg for only once.......
ok!
R u ready??
Here We Go....
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+12
-8
THE QUESTION:
How many Times
Did u Press The Button
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what happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u
but i got this msg:
welcome 2 D jungle network,
D monkey u r trying 2 call
is on tree plz try later.
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Last night I lay in my bed
looking at the beautiful stars,
the moon and the sky...
then i thought where the fuck is my roof
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At dis moment in time
10 million people r having sex.
5 million people r drinking coffee.
100 million people r sleeping
& 1 stupid fool is reading my text!
pass on
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i want u 2 know dat
our friendship means alot 2 me.
U cry i cry.
U lauf i lauf.
U jump out of da window...
I look down & den...
i laugh again
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