Funny SMS Text Messages
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U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
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Why did God Create U before Me....?
Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE,
Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece*
He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!
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Roses are red,
violence are blue,
Someone like you
belongs to the zoo!
Don't be mad,
don't be blue,
Frankenstein was
ugly to!
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What is Kiss?
Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion,
that will lead to further penetation,
in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.
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i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..
i...
i rather look at the moon again
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HALLO, this is your mobile.
There is no particular problem.
I just wanted to leave your pocket,
want the smell is unbearable!!!
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we've known....
each other for....
quite a while now,
do u think we can b more....
than friends?
cos i like u very much.
will u b my partner 2...
rob a bank?
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