Funny SMS Text Messages

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Some time my heart ask me,
why i like U?
why i want 2 see U?
why i remember U?
why i lov U?
why u make me lov?
then my heart simply gives me ans,
coz i lov cartoons

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A psychological study
prove that monkeys use
thumbs to read messages.
Dont change to your fingers,
its too late now

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If ever un ur life u feel sad and lonely
and feel that u have lost everything,
Ill come hold ur hand
take u for a walk on a bridge

and show u where to jump from....

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Warning,
cell phones cause radiations
which results in brain damage,
but u r safe,
it only affects people with brain.
How lucky u r,
no brain, no tension.

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No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU....
They're none of YOUR BUSINESS!!

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when u feel sad,
to cheer up.
just go to the mirror and say,
"damn i am soooooooo cute"
u will overcome ur sadness
but don't make it habit.

coz liars go to hell.....

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VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT:
r u handsome ?
r u good looking ?
r u trained ?
r u hardworking ?
looking for a job ?
then.................
apply now;
we need the services of a ~BEAR~ for the zoo.

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