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I am a killer,
I kill people for money .....
But because you are my friend,
I'll kill you for nothing!

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Woman Buys A New Sim
Card Puts It In Her Phone
And Decides To Surprise Her
Husband Who Is Seated On
The Couch In The Living Room.

She Goes To The Kitchen,
Calls Her Husband With
The New Number:

"Hello Darling"
The Husband Responds
In A Low Tone:

"Let Me Call U Back
Later Honey, The Dumb
Lady Is In The Kitchen..

(Read Related : Funny Love Story)

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Dear Friends,

"Instead 0f Tagging Me
In Ugly Pictures 0n
Facebook,
I Wish You Could Just Say
"I Hate You"
Straight To My Face ... :p

Sincerely
ME

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Wanna make money through Facebook...??
Go to:
Account->
account settings->
and click on
De-activate your Account
than Start Working...!! :p

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A Simple fact:

Boys Can Never B
Satisfied With
3 Things In Life:

-Mobile
-Bike
-Girlfriend

Because;
There Is Always
A Better Model
Available In Future ;)

(Read Related : Funny Stories and Jokes)

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Kids Born After 2009

Mom,
May I See My Photo-Albums
Of That Time When I Was A Kid??
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Mom : Yeah Sure,
Let Me Login To Facebook...

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