Funny SMS Text Messages

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You = Lovely
You = Perfect
You = Beautiful
You = Amazing
You = sweet
You = Cute
You = gorgeous
You = Fantastic
You = Fabulous
Me = Liar! :)

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Hello,
U R So,
art!
S art!
m
s art!

m
s art!
s artm!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
SORRY,
this doesn't fit u...

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Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don't think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz incoming
is free for me... my friend

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U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....

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=Wanted=

() "'" ()
 ( ._. )
-(,,)(,,)-

Name: ____
Age: ____
From: _____

If found running anywhere,
shoot immediately!
Sheriff

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The Government has introduced a new rule...
Good looking people
should be thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..oh!
No where should I Hide???

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A - U'r Attractive
B - U'r D Best
C - U'r Cute
D - U'r Dear 2 me
E - U'r Excellent
F - U'r Funny
G - U'r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I'm
J - Just
K - Kidding

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