Funny Stories With
Morals
What do Women Want?
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch
of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed
him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. Hence,
the monarch offered him his freedom if he could answer
a very difficult question.
King Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer
and if after a year, he still had no answer, he would
be put to death.
The question is, “What do women really want?”
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable
man and to young King Arthur, it seemed an impossible
query. However, since it was better than death, he
accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer
by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began asking people
for the answer. He asked the princess, the priests,
the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with
everyone but no one could give him a satisfactory
answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old witch
for only she would have the answer. Nevertheless,
the price would be high. The witch was famous throughout
the kingdom for charging exorbitant prices.
The last day of the year arrived and King Arthur
had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed
to answer the question but he would have to agree
to her price first.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most
noble of the Knights of the Round Table and King Arthur's
closest friend! Young King Arthur was horrified. She
was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled
like sewage and often made obscene noises. He had
never encountered such a repugnant creature in all
his life.
He refused to force his friend marry her and endure
such a terrible burden. However when Lancelot learned
of the proposal, he went to speak with King Arthur.
He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared
to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round
Table.
Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered
Arthur's question.
She said, “What a woman really wants is to be
in charge of her own life.”
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch
had uttered a great truth and King Arthur's life would
be spared.
The neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom
when he heard the answer. Lancelot and the witch had
a wonderful wedding. The honeymoon hour approached
and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience,
entered the bedroom. To his great surprise, he saw
the most beautiful woman he had ever seen laying before
him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what
had happened.
The beauty replied that since he had been so kind
to her when she appeared as an ugly witch, she would
reward him by being her horrible deformed self only
half the time. For the other half of the time, she
would be a beautiful maiden.
Which would he prefer? Would he prefer her to be
beautiful during the day or during the night?
Lancelot pondered the predicament. Should he have
a beautiful woman to show off to his friends in the
day, but have an old witch in the privacy of his castle
at night? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch
during the day, but a beautiful woman for him to enjoy
wondrous intimate moments at night?
What would you do?
What Lancelot chose is below. However, you have to
make your choice before you scroll down below.
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Noble Lancelot said that he would allow her to make
the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be
beautiful all the time because he had respected her
enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now what is the moral to this story?
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The moral is, “If you don't let a woman have
her own way, things are going to get ugly!”
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