Funny Love Quotes

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In love there are two things : bodies and words.

A fast word about oral contraception.
I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'

To all virgins: Thanks for nothing!!

When you are courting a nice girl
an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder
a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

Honesty is the key to a relationship.
If you can fake that, you're in.

Before you find your handsome prince,
You've got to kiss a lot of frogs.

The difference between genius and stupidity is;
genius has its limits.

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome,
but I think of it as the only time
of the month that I can be myself.

Women need a reason to have sex.
Men just need a place.

According to a new survey,
women say they feel more comfortable undressing
in front of men than they do undressing
in front of other women.
They say that women are too judgmental,
where, of course, men are just grateful.

There's a new medical crisis.
Doctors are reporting that many men
are having allergic reactions to latex condoms.
They say they cause severe swelling.
So what's the problem?

There's very little advice in men's magazines,
because men think,
'I know what I'm doing.
Just show me somebody naked.'

Instead of getting married again,
I'm going to find a woman I don't like
and just give her a house.

See, the problem is that
God gives men a brain and a penis,
and only enough blood to run one at a time.

Loving you is like football. no one can imagine living without it.

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