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Funny Quotes About Love

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Dating is so insecure.
My last relationship,
I was always there for her
and she dumped me.
I told her about it. I said,
Remember when
your grandma died?
I was there.
Remember when
you flunked out of school?
I was there.
Remember when
you lost your job?
I was there!
She said, I know - you're bad luck.

I once dated a girl on the track team.
It didn't work out.
She kept giving me the runaround.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful,
natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

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You know that look women
get when they want sex?
Me neither.

Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand.

There are a number of mechanical devices
which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL.

Leaving sex to the feminists is
like leaving your dog vacination to the taxidermist.

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation.
The other eight are unimportant.

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Women might be able to fake orgasms.
But men can fake whole relationships.

My girlfriend always laughs during sex
- no matter what she's reading.

Ah, yes, Divorce,
from the Latin word meaning to rip
out a man's genitals through his wallet.

A girl can wait for the right man to come along
but in the meantime that still doesn't mean
she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.

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