Funny Love Quotes

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Yeah, I'm kind of lazy.
I'm dating a pregnant woman.

I have no luck with women.
I once went on a date and asked the woman
if she'd brought any protection.
She pulled a switchblade on me.

Do you believe in computer dating?
Only if the computers really love each other.

My grandmother's 90.
She's dating.
He's about 93.
It's going great.
They never argue.
They can't hear each other.

My mom always complains
about my lack of a boyfriend.
Well, next time she asks,
I'm going to tell her I'm dating two different guys :
Mr. Duracell and Mr. Energizer.

A man who won't lie to a woman
has very little consideration for her feelings.

When a man goes on a date,
he wonders if he is going to get lucky.
A woman already knows.

My toughest fight was with my first wife.

Most relationships are not made in heaven.
They come in kits and you
have to put them together yourselves.

The man who has never made a
fool of himself in love will never be wise in love.

Let's face it: a date is a job-interview,
that lasts all night.
The only difference between a date
and a job interview is:
not many job-interviews is there a chance
you'll end up naked at the end of it.

I was dating this girl for two years
- and right away the nagging starts:
I wanna know your name.

Sleep with a guy once and before you know it,
he wants to take you to dinner!

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