Funny Love Quotes

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Watching your daughter
being collected by her date
feels like handing over a million dollar
Stradivarius to a gorilla.

Whenever I date a guy,
I think, Is this the man
I want my children to spend their weekends with?

If you kiss on the first date and it's not right,
then there will be no second date.
Sometimes it's better to hold out
and not kiss for a long time.
I am a strong believer in kissing
being very intimate,
and the minute you kiss,
the floodgates open for everything else.

Women desire six things:
They want their husbands to be brave,
wise, rich, generous,
obedient to wife,
and lively in bed

How many of you have ever
started dating because you
were too lazy to commit suicide?

It takes half the amount of time
you dated someone to get over them.

I've been on so many blind dates,
I should get a free dog.

I had a lot of dates but
I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.

Whenever I want a really nice meal,
I start dating again.

Never date a woman whose father calls her 'Princess.'
Chances are she believes it.

I only date stewardesses.
Or maybe it just seems that way.
Women always seem to be showing me the exits.

Lots of women just go out with me to further their careers
- damn anthropologists.

I'm dating a homeless woman.
It was easier talking her into staying over.

My computer dating bureau came up with a perfect gentleman.
Still, I've got another three goes.

(Computer dating) It's terrific if you're a computer.

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