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Many marriages would be better
if the husband and the wife
clearly understood that
they are on the same side.

People shop for a bathing suit
with more care than
they do a husband or wife.
The rules are the same.
Look for something
you'll feel comfortable wearing.
Allow for room to grow.

(Read Related : Rachel Getting Married)

A ceremony in which rings
are put on the finger of the lady
and through the nose of the gentleman.

Getting a dog is
like getting married.
It teaches you to be
less self-centered,
to accept sudden,
surprising outbursts of affection,
and not to be upset
by a few scratches on your car.

Political promises are
much like marriage vows.
They are made at the
beginning of the relationship
between candidate and voter,
but are quickly forgotten.

It's true that all men
are born free and equal
- but some of them get MARRIED!

Every man needs a wife
because things
sometimes go wrong
that you can't blame
on the government!

(Read Related : My Best Friend's Wedding)

A little girl at the wedding afterwards
asked her mother
why the bride changed her mind.
"What do you mean?"
responded her mother .
"Well, she went down the aisle
with one man,
and came back with another."

The woman cries
before the wedding;
the man afterward.

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