Wedding Quotes

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Marriage:
A ceremony in which rings
are put on the finger of the lady
and through the nose of the gentleman.

Getting a dog is
like getting married.
It teaches you to be
less self-centered,
to accept sudden,
surprising outbursts of affection,
and not to be upset
by a few scratches on your car.

To have and to hold
from this day forward,
for better or worse,
for richer for poorer,
in sickness and in health,
to love and to cherish
to death do us part.

In marriage do
thou be wise;
prefer the person
before the money;
virtue
before beauty;
the mind
before the body.

Political promises are
much like marriage vows.
They are made at the
beginning of the relationship
between candidate and voter,
but are quickly forgotten.

It's true that all men
are born free and equal
- but some of them get MARRIED!

The difficulty with marriage
is that we fall in love
with a personality,
but must live
with a character.

Marriage resembles
a pair of shears,
so joined that they
cannot be separated;
often moving in
opposite directions,
yet always punishing anyone
who comes between them.

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