My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Quotes Part 1
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Toula Portokalos points to his injured nose: What happened?
Biker fight? nose job? What?
Ian Miller: Uh... yeah.
Toula Portokalos: No, really.
Ian Miller: You don't want to know.
Toula Portokalos: Oh I don't know.
If I had survived an old lady
ass-kicking I would want to brag about it.
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Toula Portokalos: Nice Greek girls
are supposed to do three things in life:
marry Greek boys,
make Greek babies,
and feed everyone until the day we die.
Maria Portokalos: Toula, on my wedding night,
my mother, she said to me,
"Greek women, we may be lambs in the kitchen,
but we are tigers in the bedroom."
Toula Portokalos: Eww.
Please let that be the end of your speech.
Toula Portokalos: I had to go to Greek school,
where I learned valuable lessons such as,
"If Nick has one goat and Maria has nine,
how soon will they marry?"
Toula Portokalos: Nice Greek girls who don't find
work in the family restaurant.
So here I am, day after day,
year after year, thirty and way past my expiration
Toula Portokalos: Why?... Why do you love me?
Ian Miller: Because I came alive when I met you
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Gus Portokalos crying: Why you want to leave me?
Toula Portokalos: I'm not leaving you!
Don't you want me to do something with my life?
Gus Portokalos: Yes! Get married, make babies!
You look so... old!
Toula Portokalos: When I was growing up,
I knew I was different. The other girls were blonde and delicate.
And I was a swarthy six-year-old with sideburns.
Nick Portokalos: I've never seen my sister this happy,
Ian. If you hurt her, I'll kill you and make it look
like an accident.
Toula Portokalos: If nagging were an Olympic sport,
my Aunt Voula would win a gold medal!
Gus Portokalos: You know, the root of the word Miller is a Greek
Miller come from the Greek word "milo,"
which is mean "apple," so there you go.
As many of you know, our name, Portokalos,
is come from the Greek word "portokali,"
which mean "orange." So, okay?
Here tonight, we have, ah, apple and orange.
We all different, but in the end, we all fruit.
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