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ACCORDING TO RECENT STUDIES
THE PENIS IS THE HEALTHIEST BREAKFAST FOR WOMEN
BCUZ IT COMES
W/A SAUSAGE, 2 EGGS, AND MILK

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RECIPE 4 LUV CAKE:
spread legs,squeeze +
massage milk pots,
check frequently with midfinger,
add banana,
work in-out till well creamed.
Cake done when banana soft!!!

(Read Related : Pretty Woman)

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Q: Does penis deserve overtime & hazard pay?
A: Yes! Coz it works in deep, damp, hot tunnels,
often head down & mostly in night shifts!

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On earth there's heaven
U just need 2 find the door
____        I      /
_,    )  )c=/    )  )
  L_/_/     L_/_/

& the right KEY
___    /   '  /
_,     )/    )  )
   L_/L_/_/
SEE!

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Press down please one more time ,
ok more YES ahh
ohh yes just there yeah baby harder,
HARDER,this feels SO GOOD!
mmm yeah baby now
THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE!!

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UR msgs r like a Girl's Period,
comes once a month
for 3-4days & disappears.
But My msgs r like a Man's Sperms
that come Daily or Twice a Day.
So msg like a Man.

(Read Related : Good Luck Chuck)

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Mobile sex: push
1 for oral,
2 for anal,
3 for normal,
4 for a trio,
5 for SM and
for everything ...
dial my number!

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