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SEX SEX is My Fav.
I Do it regularly.
Do it & Feel Gd!
U'll enjoy it!
I'll Die w/out SEX,
S-Sleep,
E-Eat,
X-xercise,
So do it everiday;)

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Wat is it dat a girl & boy
do secretly wen they reach adulthood?
Think!
Think!!
Think!!!
Donno

Voting..
Wat Else.

(Read Related : Dirty Dancing)

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A girl phoned me
the other day and said...
"Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over.

Nobody was home

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Opn ur legs n get on top of me.. well,
do ur thing nice n slow.. open it wide so
yhat u can do ur thing quick,
There u go!! u've just dropped a bomb on me [Toilet]

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An independant study has
proven dat those
who have a bad sex life
& who are crap in bed
are readin dis message in their right hand!

(Read Related : French Kiss)

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Q: to make it straight she pulls it,
to make it stand she rubs it,
to make it stiff she licks it,
to let it in she pushes it.
what is she doing?

A: threading a needle

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QUESTION:
What's pink and hard when it goes in...
and soft and wet when it comes out?

ANSWER:
Bubblegum

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