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Mean people suck,

Nice people swallow! !

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Hi, I am an alien
and I've just transformed
into your phone and
right now I'm having sex with your finger.
I know you like it,
because you're smiling now!!

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Dear God,
thank you for making me healthy.
Can you also make me sexy?
If you can't make me sexy,
please make all my friends fat.

(Read Related : Love and Other Drugs)

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Sex is
like NOKIA (connecting people)
like NIKE (just do it)
like PEPSI (ask for more)
like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and
like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..

(Read Related : Friends with Benefits)

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This program will
automatically enlarge your penis.
Now starting...
beep
6
5
4
3....

beep
2
1....

Sorry no penis found!

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What is de maximum speed during sex?
.... 68,

because at 69 you go overturn!

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