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A woman is like a
kentuckey fried chicken,
it has legs,
breasts and
a greasy box to stick your bone in.

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if i send u a text
i can play with ur thoughts non-stop,
if i give u a call
i can play with ur mind non-stop,
if i woz 2 meet u
i'd play with ur body non-stop.........

(Read Related : Don Juan DeMarco)

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Do I have permission to make
an emergency landing
in your bedroom tonight!

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I really deeply wish that
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed
& lights is off
& we get under the cover together..
2 show u my

glow in the dark watch.

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Loading the Babe meter.....
5%
17%
26%
57%
78%
99%

100% COMPLETE
Processing data..

ANALYSIS COMPLETE
U R A 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!

(Read Related : Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights)

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He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

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There is
Hot-sex,
Fast-sex,
Group-sex,
Safe-sex,
Leather-sex,
Telephone-sex,
and for people with your face ...

NO SEX !

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