Jokes SMS Text Messages

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Not every flower can represent love
but roses did it.
Not every tree can stand thirst,
but cactus did it.
Not every monkey can read SMS
but hey you just did!
Enjoy your day,
and dont forget to smile!

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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u -
it's really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp....
I'm playing cards and
we've misplaced the JOKER

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U have wasted
12345678910
...seconds reading my SMS..
Now get back to work

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A new software has been introduced.
Any 2 persons having it in their mobiles
can send free SMS 2 each other.
To install it in ur mobile
follow instructions
otherwise ur mobile may be damaged.

Press Down

Press Up

Wrong key pressed,

Ur Mobile damaged

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1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a
MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U

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Do u know that ur smile
takes 1000 people to death?
Save the world...
so plz start teeth brushing regularly

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L o n g t i m e a g o...
o n l y idiots used...
to read my S M S.
And,

t o d a y,
the history continues....

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Jokes SMS Text Messages 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5