Jokes About Women
What They Say And What They Really Mean
Jokes About
Men
Women
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
We need = I want
It's your decision. = The correct decision should
be obvious by now.
Do what you want. = You'll pay for this later!
We need to talk. = I need to complain.
Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all
you ever think about?
This kitchen is so inconvenient. = I want a new house.
I want new curtains. = and carpeting, and furniture,
and wallpaper...
Hang the picture there. = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise. = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something
expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today
you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes
and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with
me.
Are you listening to me!? = {Too late, you're dead}
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed
and walk him until he goes to sleep?
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think
this is important.
Jokes About
Men
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