Jokes About Men
What They Say And What They Really Mean
Jokes
About Women
Men
I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.
I'm tired. = I'm tired.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like
to have sex w/you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like
to have sex w/you.
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to
have sex w/you.
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have
sex w/you.
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want
to fondle you.
What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such
a big deal out of this.
What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological
trauma are you going through now?
What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the
question.
I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?
I love you. = Let's have sex now.
I love you, too. = Okay, I said it...we'd better
have sex now!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked
it better before.
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = $50.00 and
it doesn't look that much different!
Let's talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing
that I am a deep person so that you'd like to have
sex with me.
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for
you to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) I like that one better. = Pick any
freaking dress and let's go home
Jokes
About Women
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