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U r very special to me.
always u should be safe my dear.
i cant b with u all da times.
so please b careful
whenever u jump from tree to tree....;-)

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CNN News.
Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs
to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders
as one of the dogs is reading this

(Read Related : True Funny Stories)

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WELCOME To
www.human.com
Type password
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New Member:
U r welcome
Processing:
Denied! Sorry u r not human.
Try
www.monkey.com

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AN ACTOR CANNOT B A POLITICIAN
BUT ARNOLD PROVED IT.
A WHITE CANNOT B A RAPPER
BUT EMINEM PROVED IT.
A MONKEY CANNOT OPERATE A MOBILE
BUT YES, U DID IT.

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roses are red,
violets are blue,
the bulldog next door
reminds me of you

(Read Related : Short Funny Stories)

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U know last week,
I visited my friend in China
& they thought I'm joking
when I say in South Africa
there are Monkeys,
so will you plz lend me ur photographs
so that I can show them when I visit again?

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Can u pronounce good english:-
read along
woof, roof, loof, shoof,
shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof,
woof, roof, shoof.
Test results: U r a good dog.

Now stop barking

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