Jokes SMS Text Messages

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This is not fair!
How could u do this?
Didn't expect this from you!
Got a whole Channel on your name
and didn't even tell me?
ANIMAL PLANET!

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The animals of a jungle
have decided to hold a meeting.
The lion has come,
the tiger has come,
the elephant has come,
the monkey has come..
But The meeting hasn't started.
Guess why ?

Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

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The NHS regrets to inform you
that your birth was an accident.
Please report to your nearest hospital
to be put down.
We apologize for any inconvenience.

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I chased love
i found friendship,
i chased desires
i found hopes,
i chased reality
i found dreams,
i chased a monkey

and i found you.

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ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka
Congratulations!
U have successfully learnt the monkey's language.
Come to Collect ur banana.

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baby monkey asked his mother
"Mom, why r we so ugly"???
Mom said - Thank GOD we look like this,
u should see the person reading this SMS ! ! !

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As a person u r:
=> ADORABLE
=> SWEET
=> SIMPLE
=> HONEST
=> OBEDIENT
=> LOVEABLE
=> EXCELLENT
******
In short U R an asshole!

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