Marriage Quotes

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Love at first sight
is easy to understand;
it's when two people have been
looking at each other for a lifetime
that it becomes a miracle.

For two people in a marriage
to live together day after day
is unquestionably the one miracle
the Vatican has overlooked.

I know you've been married
to the same woman for 69 years.
That is marvelous.
It must be very inexpensive.

Love may be blind
but marriage is a real eye-opener!

The male is a
domestic animal which,
if treated with firmness,
can be trained to do most things.

A good marriage is
at least 80 percent good luck
in finding the right person at the right time.
The rest is trust.

Strike an average between
what a woman thinks
of her husband a month before
she marries him and what
she thinks of him a year afterward,
and you will have the truth about him.

Married couples who love
each other tell each other
a thousand things without talking.

I recently read that
love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife
treats me like toxic waste.

My husband and I
have never considered divorce...
murder sometimes,
but never divorce.

Marriage is choosing
someone again and again
to love and to cherish
with each new dawn.

The best way to get husbands
to do something is to suggest
that perhaps they are too old to do it.

Marriage Quotes Part 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5