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Funny Marriage Quotes

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Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.

Every mother generally hopes
that her daughter will snag
a better husband than she managed to do...
but she's certain that her boy
will never get as great
a wife as his father did.

(Read Related : Relationship Quotes)

Marriage requires
a person to prepare 4 types of "Rings":
Engagement Ring
Wedding Ring,
Suffering,
Enduring

The secret of a happy marriage
remains a secret.

The Japanese have a word for it.
It's Judo
- the art of conquering by yielding.
The Western equivalent of judo is,
'Yes, dear.'

There was a man who said,
"I never knew what happiness
was until I got married....
and then it was too late!"

Marriage is the only war
in which you sleep with the enemy

I think men who have
a pierced ear are
better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced
pain and bought jewelry.

(Read Related : The Wedding Planner)

Bigamy is having
one wife too many.
Monogamy is the same.

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