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Funny Hindi SMS

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Wife saw sign board
Banarasi sari 10/-
Nylon sari 8/-
Coton sari 5/-
Wife:give me rs.500 i'll buy
Hsbnd:andhi,ye istri ki dukan hai.

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1 admi ka inteqal ho gya.
Uska dost us ki bv k paas aaya or bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
Bv:mujhe koi etraz nahi
Qabrastan walon se pooch lo..=p;->

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Marez doc se
Mai 1 month se roz rs.50 ki dawa
Le rha hu pr koi faida n hua
Doc-ok mai kal se
Tumhe 40rs ki dawa duga
10rs ka faida hoga..

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Friend said to me:
Mere paas ghar hai,
Car hai,
Computer hai,
2,2 mobile phones hain.
Tere paas kya hai?
Maine kaha:
Mere paas.
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.
.
Cheeni hai. :-)

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Aik jagah b.a ki degree ki sale ho rahi thi,
Aik admi ghoray se utra bhaga hua gya
or aik degree li or bola bhai aik
or degree meray ghoray k liay bhi de do,
Saleman bola janab ye degree sirf gadhon k liay hai.

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Kiss is'nt like Nokia,
Connecting People,
Kiss is'nt like Pepsi,
Yeh Dil Maange More,
But Kiss is like Pan

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1ladkey ko life me kya chahiye??
1ladki jo use dil se pyar kare
1ladki jo usko khush rakhe
1ladki jo use hasati rahe
Or tino ladkiyn kabhi 1dusre se na mile.:

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