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Hindi SMS Jokes

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Aurate 3type ki hoti h
1.jiske bina aap reh nhi skte
2.jo apke bina reh nhi skti
3.jiske sath ap rehte ho

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Dhanya Rs=3
Mirch Rs=5
Palak Rs=15
Aaloo Rs=20
Teenday Rs=30
Tomato Rs=40
Yeh sab tu mehanga hai...
par sms tu sasta hai!
phir karti kion nahi? kanjoos.

(Read Related : Indian Love Story)

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Raaz-mere paas 2-2 mobile he
Camera he
Memory card he
Vodafone ka sim he
Tere pas kya hai?
Mai bola
Mere mobile me balance he

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A 4 Apple
B 4 Bara Apple
C 4 Chota Apple
D 4 Dosra Apple
E 4 Eik Ore Apple
F 4 Free Ka Apple
G 4 Green Apple
H 4 Ho Gaya Na Pait kharab Ore khao apple…

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Bhikhari ne fon kia - hello taj hotel,
Ha ji
1 pizza
1 biryani
1 rasmalai bhej do
Taj - kiske nam se bheju sir,
Bhikari - allah k nam pe bhej do...

(Read Related : Exam SMS)

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Vodka+water=injurs kidney
Rum+water=injurs liver
Whisky+water=injurs heart
Gin+water=injurs brain
Lagta hai saala pani mein hi kuch locha hai...:-)

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2000 me bache padhte the
A 4 apple
B 4 banana
C 4 cat
D 4 dog
2012 me padte hai-
A 4 aata
B 4 bijli
C 4 cheeni
D 4 dhamake

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