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Interesting confusions:

1. Can you cry under water?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty?
3. Why dont birds fall out of trees when they sleep?
4. What do you call a male lady bird?
5. Why is it called building when it is already built.?
6. When they say dog food is new n improved in taste, who tastes it.?

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What is the difference
b/w secretary & personal secretary?

Secretary says good morning sir
& personal secretary says its morning sir

(Read Related : Sunday SMS)

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What would happen
if women ruled the world?

There would be no wars.
Just a bunch of jealous countries
not talking to each other...

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If
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5=?
Think be4 scroling Down

Ans is 1
Bcoz the First Line says
1=5
Don’t Complicate Simple Problems.

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Gorge Washington chopped down
his father's tree and admitted doing it to his father.
Now do u know y his father didn't punish him ?

Because Gorge still had the axe in is hand.

(Read Related : Exam SMS)

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What Is The Biggest Benefit
Of Having Your Girlfriend In The
Same College Or School
Where You Study???

100% Attendance .

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When do you congratulate
someone for their Mistake?

On their Wedding !

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Question SMS 1

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