Girlfriend Quotes

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I used to try to
draw my girlfriends.
I think one of the
most romantic things
that anybody can do
is draw a portrait
of the person you love.

Behind every good man
there is a good woman
and behind that
another man looking at her ass

A Code of Honor:
Never approach
a friend's girlfriend or wife
with mischief as your goal.
There are just too many
women in the world
to justify that sort of
dishonorable behavior.
Unless she's really attractive.

If high heels
were so wonderful,
men would
still be wearing them.

Music is like girlfriends to me;
I'm continually astonished
by the choices other people make.

All Men Are Animals;
Some Just Make Better Pets.

Inside me lives
a skinny woman crying to get out.
But I can usually
shut the bitch up with cookies.

Girls are like pianos.
When they're not upright,
they're grand.

There are so many people
who would do anything
to ride in the Mercedes with you.
But what you really deserve
is somebody who would want
to board the bus along with you
when the Mercedes breaks down.

Tell your girlfriend
I said thanks

Men are like pennies:
two-faced and worthless.

Boys make good pets!

Girlfriend Quotes Part 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5