Girlfriend Quotes

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In politics,
if you want anything said,
ask a man.
If you want anything done,
ask a woman.

Guys are like lava lamps
they are fun to look at
just not so bright!

My Roman girlfriend
translates bits from
Italian into English.
It is sublime.

A man's got to do
what a man's got to do.
A woman must do
what he can't.

Some girlfriends
come and go like seasons.
But one will stay back in my life.
Surely for a special reason!

Women now,
we can juggle a lot of things.
We're not just
girlfriends or love interests.
So that's really great to
not just make her the chick
and give her something to do.

Men,
chocolate,
and coffee
are all better rich.

I am a marvelous
housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man,
I keep his house.

Treat me like an angel
and I'll be your lil' devil

None of us are virgins,
life has screwed us all

Committee
- a group of men
who keep minutes
and waste hours.

Find a guy that
adores you and
not one that you adore!!

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