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Latest porn releases:
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missionary impossible.
as big as it gets.
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This is a cock sucker detector
Please blow in the phone.....

..scanning....
The test was positive
90percent sperm breath...

COCK SUCKER !!

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A teacher ask
"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"
A child replies
"feet - coz every nite
i c my mum with her feet in the air
screamin GOD I'M COMIN!"

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  (_!_) An arse
(__!__) Fat arse
    (!) Tight arse
 (_?_) Dumb arse
 (_*_) Sore arse
(_zzz_) Tired arse
(_E=mc2_) Smart arse

 (_x_) Kiss my arse!!

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Greetings!
The 10th annual
cock sucking contest is on Friday.
We are asking that you do not participate
so someone else can win this year

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He met a lady while browsing.
She unzipped his dotcom
when downloading.
Since he was virus free
he slotted his thumb drive
into her hotmail
she screamed yahoo!

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friendship is like peeing in your pants.
every1 can c it but only u can feel
its true warmth.
thank u 4 being
the pee in my pants

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