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3 men sitting in a cafe, all wanking.
Waitress: What the fuck are you all doing?
One points to a sign that reads: FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!

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From the moment I saw u,
I wanted to be inside u,
I love ur smell,
the way ur tongue feels,
the way u tighten and loosen
mmmmmmmmmmmmm…
NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!

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A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?

1 min 2 think!

Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.

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By opening this message
you activated the dildo of your girlfriend.
She thanked you while moaning...
You have now become unnecessary.

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Sex is
like NOKIA (connecting people)
like NIKE (just do it)
like PEPSI (ask for more)
like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and
like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..

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What's the geographical definition of sex?
It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land,
occasionally with a little help from Greece!

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