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When I think OF
you I always
smile. And then
I have A
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           // for A while!!!

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PRESENTING

(.)(.)
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FLICK

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 I . _. I
( (o_, )
POOH

(o)(o)
(.___.)
KERMIT

AND...

     ,,,
Ö(._.)Ö
  ( --- ) YOU!!!

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D0 I HAVE PERMISI0N TO MAKE
AN EMERGENCY LANDIN
IN UR BEDROOM 2NITE ??

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Come here,
take off ur pants+get on top of me.
Enjoy urself until u r fully statisfied.

Lovingly urs,
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"'I____"TOILET"
-.t""""")
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()"() i sent ü a
(. "o new ring
($"(,) tone...
  ..J pls wait!

  ()"()
('(ö )") prröööt!
(  $" /===
./,%,/
haha..nice tone? nice smell...

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