The Heartbreak Kid

Release Date: October 5, 2007

Runtime: 116 min

Language: English/Spanish

Tagline: He waited all his life to get married. Too bad he didn't wait another week.

Director: Bobby Farrelly and Peter Farrelly

Who's In It:

Ben Stiller as Eddie
Malin Akerman as Lila
Michelle Monaghan as Miranda
Rob Corddry as Mac
Carlos Mencia as Tito
Jerry Stiller as Doc
Roy Jenkins as Buzz
Lauren Bowles as Tammy
Stephanie Courtney as Gayla
Amy Sloan as Deborah

Soundtrack / Songs: Heartbreak Kid - Soundtrack - Various Artists - 2007

1. Tale Of The Horny Frog - The Flaming Lips
2. She Makes Me Fall Down - Buva
3. Put The Message In The Box - World Party
4. Honey Come Home - John Alagia
5. Ashes To Ashes (1999 Digital Remaster) - David Bowie
6. Painting by Chagall - The Weepies
7. Gypsy Woman - Brian Hyland
8. Take Em or Leave Em - Amy La Vere
9. First Cut Is The Deepest - Buva
10. Canciones de Amor - Julieta Venegas
11. Maybe I'm Not The One - The Flaming Lips
12. After Party - Ozomatli
13. Different Drum - Matthew Sweet/Susanna Hoffs
14. Suffragette City (1997 Digital Remaster) - David Bowie

Quotes From For The Heartbreak Kid:

Doc: Now listen to me and listen to me good! When your wife, on her honeymoon, asks you to cock her, you cock her good, God damn it!

Eddie Cantrow talking about Lila: She doesn't have a great sense of humor.
Doc: Are you out of your mind? Funny's a male gene, you idiot. Haven't you ever noticed whenever you see a really funny girl, she's a little mannish? Think about it. Lily Tomlin, Ellen DeGeneres, Rosie O'Donnell -
Mac: Oh, I got a thing for Ellen DeGeneres though. I do, I have to admit it. I think she's great, I think she's hot. Great ass. Check it out.

Doc: So, what's new Eddie? Anything exciting?
Eddie Cantrow: Ah, yeah, we just got those new Nike Sasquatch drivers in the store, so that's been kind of cool.
Doc: Let me rephrase the question. You been crushin' any pussy?

Eddie Cantrow: This is my dad.
Lila: Oh, hi Dad.
Doc: Nice to meet you, Lila.
Lila: How do you know my name?
Doc: Okay, cat's out of the bag. My son found your panties on the sidewalk and we've been talking about you all week. Eddie, give her back her undies.

Lila: Fuck me like a black guy, Eddie, come on!