Married Quotes

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Women now have choices.
They can be married, not married,
have a job, not have a job,
be married with children,
unmarried with children.
Men have the same choice
we've always had:
work, or prison.

Do you think your mother and I
should have lived comfortably
so long together
if ever we had been married?

If my wife ran the world,
there wouldn’t be any wars….
but there wouldn’t be any peace either!

Every man wants a wife who is
beautiful, understanding, economical,
and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.

Marriage is a relationship in
which one person is always right
and the other is the husband!

A marriage license is a license
which allows a woman to drive a man!

Marriage is like a phone call in the night:
first the ring,
and then you wake up

The poor wish to be rich,
the rich wish to be happy,
the single wish to be married,
and the married wish to be dead.

Before I got married I had six theories
about bringing up children;
now I have six children and no theories.

I don’t worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years

There’s a way of transferring funds
that is even faster than electronic banking.
It’s called marriage.

The husband who wants a happy marriage
should learn to keep his mouth shut
and his checkbook open.

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