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Vocabulary Of Dating

 

Attraction is the act of associating lust with a particular person.

Love At First Sight is what occurs when two extremely lusty, but not entirely choosy people meet.

Dating the process of spending enormous amount of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

Birth Control is avoiding pregnancy through tactics such as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom and dating repulsive men.

Easy is a term used to describe a woman who follows masculine ideals of lust.

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Eye Contact is a method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in his eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located at her chest.

Friend is a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaws which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

Indifference is a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."

Interesting is a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.

Irritating Habits are the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

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Law Of Relativity states that how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.

Sober is the condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.

 

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