Jokes About Love
Vocabulary Of Dating
Attraction is the act of associating lust with a
particular person.
Love At First Sight is what occurs when two extremely
lusty, but not entirely choosy people meet.
Dating the process of spending enormous amount of
money, time and energy to get better acquainted with
a person whom you don't especially like in the present
and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
Birth Control is avoiding pregnancy through tactics
such as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm,
using a condom and dating repulsive men.
Easy is a term used to describe a woman who follows
masculine ideals of lust.
Eye Contact is a method utilized by a single woman
to communicate to a man that she is interested in
him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have
difficulty looking a man directly in his eyes, not
necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to
the fact that a woman's eyes are not located at her
chest.
Friend is a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaws which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.
Indifference is a woman's feeling towards a man,
which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard
to get."
Interesting is a word a man uses to describe a woman
who lets him do all the talking.
Irritating Habits are the endearing little qualities
that initially attract two people to each other turn
into after a few months together.
Law Of Relativity states that how attractive a given
person appears to be is directly proportionate to
how unattractive your date is.
Sober is the condition in which it is almost impossible
to fall in love.
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