Funny Goodbye Quotes
Quotes Part 1
A man never knows how to say goodbye,
a woman never knows when to say it.
Hope your next Friend
hates you as much as I do
and kicks you out the way I have done.
It’s all said and done, it’s real,
and it’s been fun.
When you will go,
I shall miss your face
when I am dreaming;
I just hope I don’t wake up screaming.
(Read Related : Fun SMS)
I wish you could have stayed back
so that we could have continued
with all the mischief and completed
the plan to kill the landlord.
90% of men kiss their wife goodbye
when they leave the house.
10% kiss their house goodbye
when they leave the wife.
Goodbyes are not forever.
Goodbyes are not the end.
They simply mean I'll miss you
Until we meet again!
In the hope to meet Shortly again,
and make our absence sweet.
Now that you are going,
we will have a neat and clean premises
were we can walk without
having to step on books and toothbrushes.
But you shall be missed.
(Read Related : Missing
I am going to cause random havoc elsewhere...
In the meantime till the next time we meet.
Wishing you a bad breath free journey.
Have a good life.
Hope you be a better friend
for to the next unlucky lad!
More than wishing you
good luck for your future,
I want to wish your next companions good luck.
Believe me it was difficult living with you.
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