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Fun SMS

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*NEWSFLASH*
Police r lookin 4 a suspect
whos smart sexy witty
& very gorgeous
they've already eliminated u
from the enquiry
(where do you think i shood hide?)

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He+She= Love.
He+She+Love=Marriage.
He+She+Love+Marriage=Child.
He+She+Love+Marriage+Child=Family.
AND
He+She+Love+Marriage+Child+ Family=Problem.
So my dear friend
Be careful.

(Read Related : True Funny Stories)

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Today its cool to have
small cars and small computers.
Soon it will be cool to have
a small penis too.
then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

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One out of four people is a chinese.
If your father, your mother
and your brother are not Chinese,
it must be you.

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Who said English is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or No…
1.—–I dont have brain…
2.—–I dont have sence…
3.—–I am stupid….

(Read Related : Short Funny Stories)

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Ur sms is electrical activity of my Heart!
Ur miss call is beat of my Heart!
Ur call is blood circulation of my heart!
So please keep active my Heart!

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One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came & said
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Let’s Suppose the Box is Open

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