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Love Poem For An Enemy

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I, as sinned against as sinning,

take small pleasure from the winning

of our decades-long guerrilla war.

For from my job Ive wanted more

than victory over one whod tried

to punish me before he died,

and now, neither of us dead,

we haunt these halls in constant dread

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of drifting past the others life

while long-term memory is rife

with slights that sting like paper cuts.

Weve occupied our separate ruts

yet simmered in a single rage.

Weve grown absurd in middle age

together, and should seek wisdom now

together, by ending this row.

I therefore decommission you

as constant flagship of my rue.

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Below the threshold of my hate

you now my good regard may rate.

For I have let my anger pass.

But, while youre down there, kiss my ass.


Richard Katrovas

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