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Just a line to say I’m living,

That I'm not amongst the dead.

Though I'm getting more forgetful

And mixed up in the head.

I've got used to my arthritis

To my dentures I’m resigned

I can cope with my bifocals,

But - oh how I miss my mind.

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Sometimes I can't remember

When I'm standing by the stairs,

If I'm going up for something;

Or have just come down from there.

And before the fridge so often

My mind is full of doubt;

Now did I put some food away,

Or come to take some out?

 

If its not my turn to write dear

I hope you wont get sore.

I may think I have written

And don’t want to be a bore.

So remember I do love you

And wished that you lived near

But now its time to mail this

And say “Good bye my dear”

 

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I’m standing beside the mail box

And my face - it sure is red.

Instead of posting this to you

I’ve opened it instead.

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