Flirt Lines

Flirt Quotes Part 1 | 2

I lost the angel for my christmas tree….
could you fill its place?

Here I am…
What are your other 2 wishes?

Can I borrow a quarter?
I want to call my mother
and tell her I just met
the girl of my dreams.

Do you have a map
cause i’am lost in your eyes

Most pictures may be worth
a thousand words,
but a picture of you needs
only one! Wow!

Fat Penguin.
I just wanna break the ice.

Hey last time i looked at my keybord,
i noticed that “u” and “i” are allways together

I know milk does good for the body
but DAMN how much did you drink?

Hey, am I invisible?
Nope?, Why?
So you CAN see me?
Yep
How about tomorrow night?

Your tag is showing,
it says made in heaven

If you were a sandwich at McDonald’s
you’d be the McGorgeous.

Hi, I’m Mr. Right.
Someone said you were looking for me?

Feel my shirt.
Does that feel like boyfriend material?

I can’t taste my lips,
could you do it for me?

Are you a cashier?….
then why are you checking me out?!?

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