Flirt Quotes

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If I told you had a beautiful body…
would you hold it against me?

Single and looking…
anyone wanna be found?

Are you a parking ticket
because you have fine written all over you

Are those fake Eyelashes?
Shut Up!! Close your eyes
so I that Ican see…
(Kiss her passionately)

Baby you must be a lighter
cause you turn me on..

So girl, I got my library card
and I am checking you out!

As our Pastor stated
at the wedding ceremony:
'Don't ever stop dating your wife.' and
'Don't ever stop flirting with your husband.'

I haven’t been hugged for a while,
could you show me how to do it?

Would it be awkward if I ask you for your number?
If yes: Luckily I did not! Carry on with conversation.
If no: Bingo!

They say Disney world
is the happiest place on earth,
obviously they haven’t been in your arms.

Every night I go home crying
because I’ll have to wait until
tomorrow to see you again.

If i could rearrange the alphabet
I’d put I and U together.

Do yo like plums?
How about a date?

Baby you’re so sweet
you put Hershey’s out of business

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